We Have A Match Made In Heaven!!

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, of Garden Grove apparently is single and available (not withstanding court appearances of course). Her ex is 'sans digit' and Catherine may be in need of her next source for sausage. We have a likely candidate: Brett Keller, 51 of Reno.     


 Reno Police said defendant Brett Keller, 51, engaged in an argument late Tuesday with his former spouse, from whom he was recently divorced, at her residence at 535 Broadway. He returned about 1:30 a.m. Wednesday to confront her again, telling her that if their relationship was over, he was going to kill her. He then fired one round at the victim striking her in the face. Grizzily lurid details here.


Catherine and Brett should hook-up. 


She and her 10" ginzu knife and him with his Saturday Night Special. Of course, she might have an edge considering her drugging and binding to the bed expertise. But, a good alcoholic is weathered with a high tolerance for drugs. If they entered the relationship with honesty and the understanding that any transgressions would be dealt with severely, they might come to experience something on the order of the characters Frank Booth and Dorothy Vallens in Blue Velvet. Or at least Jeffrey Beaumont and Dorothy, if Brett isn't into huffing.